Unintelligent Design

As long as the Bush regime is calling for the teaching of intelligent design in the interest of "scientific balance", it should also advocate, under the same rubric, the teaching of Unintelligent Design.

How does one explain all the misguided, unwise, sometimes outright boneheaded things the Bush administration has done since taking over nearly five years ago, and continues to do on a pretty much daily basis? How is it possible for a group of supposedly intelligent, experienced individuals to take this many wrong turns? Wouldn't you think that once in a while, even by accident, that George W. Bush and his advisers would make a decision that made sense?

Can this much mismanagement happen totally at random? Would the occupants of the Bush White House have us believe that all these things, these missteps, these miscalculations, these attempts to deceive, that they all, you know, just kind of happened?

I'm not so sure. And I'm not the only one starting to ask questions. More and more, it seems unlikely that mere human beings could make this many mistakes without some sort of misguiding force, a kind of supernatural entity that has trouble remembering where it put its car keys.

That's where unintelligent design comes in. --Linwood Barclay

Comments

I can't help it. I had to laugh - especially the part of about not being able to disprove the theory, so naturally one MUST at least acknowledge it as an alternative! EGAD! My side hurts...

Have you heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?