Presenting, the LISNews Librarian Pickup Lines!
Feel free to use them at work, conferences, out at your favorite pub, or anywhere you may find the librarian of your dreams. Note: use at your own risk, may result in slapping, or having a drink thrown in your face.
What\'s your cutter number baby?
I bet you have quite a nice book worm!
You must work at a busy library, cuz baby you just increased my
Are you a librarian? Well I really need to be shushed!
Damn... you have more hardcovers than my private stash