15.Entire library stock replaced by 50,000 copies of
\"Yes, I Can\" by Sammy Davis, Jr.
14.Half-dozen recently-extracted tongues stapled to
the \"Quiet Please\"
13.Recommends Kato Kaelin\'s book.
12.Instead of scanning barcode on book at checkout,
11.Library only has two sections: \"Limbaugh\" and
10.Inserts boudoir photos of herself in copies of
9.When you ask for an appendix, she winks
and shows you
8.Replaces the overdue book fine with canings from the
\"Rod of Literary