The SLA WCC has a bunch of \"Snappy Librarian Comebacks\" that are quite good!
InDUHvidual: \"What do we need a library for now that everything\'s free on the Web?\"
Snappy Librarian: \"Would you like to bet your career on that? I\'m betting mine that you\'re wrong!\"
InDUHvidual: \"Everything\'s free on the web.\"
Snappy Librarian: \"Yeah, but so is garbage. I’m not going to quit buying my food at the supermarket and just pick through the neighbour\'s compost heap. Every once in while you find something of value at the side of the road – but it’s not a tenet to live or run our company by.\"