15.Entire library stock replaced by 50,000 copies of
\"Yes, I Can\" by Sammy Davis, Jr.
14.Half-dozen recently-extracted tongues stapled to
the \"Quiet Please\"
sign.
13.Recommends Kato Kaelin\'s book.
12.Instead of scanning barcode on book at checkout,
seductively licks
the
inside cover.
11.Library only has two sections: \"Limbaugh\" and
\"Liddy.\"
10.Inserts boudoir photos of herself in copies of
Gray\'s Anatomy.
9.When you ask for an appendix, she winks
suggestively
and shows you
her
scar.
8.Replaces the overdue book fine with canings from the
\"Rod of Literary
Tardiness\".
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