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Brian writes \"As Mir blazes through the atmosphere this week, Shannon Lucid\'s 100-volume library-in-space will go up in flames. She calls it \"the ultimate book burning.\" Looks like a pornographic drawing will become ash, too.
Story From yahoo! \"
I\'m just hoping for a free Taco!
Just in time for Valentines Day, A survey was conducted to rate the importance of different character traits in a potential mate. The answers seem to point at meeting the right guy at the library (that\'s apparently where the smart guys hang out) and the right girl at the gym! \"Women who are looking for long-term relationships place
an extremely high premium on intelligence,\" says Luci Richards, a long time
counselor at The Allied Network. The dating service has interviewed over 8,000
women over the last ten years. As for the men surveyed - attractiveness and
being physical fit were ranked highest.\"
Brian writes \"If you\'re looking for George W. Bush merchandise, there\'s an easy -- and, for half the country, intuitive -- way to find some on Google. Wired News has the
Here\'s the explanation, and if you want to try the search yourself, Try This.
Finally, A library you can drink!
The University of British Columbia is setting up a wine library, the wine industry is providing about $335,000 for the 1,264-square-foot Wine Research Library, and will have a capacity of 22,000 Canadian bottles, plus 8,000 bottles from other countries.Imagine the resume you\'ll need to be a librarian here.....
DJC.com has the Full Story
Bob Cox suggested An Interesting \"Interview\" with Laura Bush, from BettyBowers.com, that site that brought us Successfully getting Restraining Orders Against Intrusive Guardian Angels .
\"Mrs. Bush speaks to a group of Dallas housewives about how scrimping on plastic surgery can cause you to end up looking like a member of the Gang of Four.\"
Am I going to need to add a \"Laura Bush\" topic on LISNews?
I saw this library joke and thought you guys would like it:
One morning a chap went up to the counter in the library and asked the
librarian, \"Have you got any books about committing suicide?\"
The librarian said, \"Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle
The chap came back a few moments later and said, \"I can\'t find any at all.\"
The librarian replied, \"Yes, it\'s awful. The swines never bring \'em back!\"
George W. Bush pointed out that he and William F. Buckley Jr. both attended Yale. \"He wrote a book there,\" Bush said. \"I read one.\"
Whoa!! Two humor pieces in a row! A friend (thanks Denise) sent me this story from Yahoo a few days ago, but I forgot to post it here. It seems that a library in the UK had to close for a bit while they changed some 300 lightbulbs. I guess we now know the answer to that long asked question.\"The answer is five days and a team of electricians if the bulbs that need changing happen to be in Peckham Library.
The question which has amused generations of schoolchildren and adults alike has finally been answered by Southwark council. It has closed the £4.5 million library - which opened last May - while its 300 light bulbs are replaced by a team of four workers.\" -- Read More