This is slightly off-topic (but related to literature and
books so therefore loosely to libraries) but I found it
Alternative authors\' versions of Lord of the Rings.
It\'s not Friday yet, so this isn\'t a Friday funny but it definitely made me laugh. Most of you probably know that Warrior Librarian Weekly is always good for a giggle but today I found a page I felt I wanted to share: Banner Ads for Library Web Pages.
One archivist to preserve and catalog the old, burnt-out light
One acquisitions librarian to order the new light bulb;
One cataloger to catalog and classify the new light bulb when
received according to AACR2 standards, noting wattage, color,
fluorescent or incandescent, etc.;
One reference librarian to ascertain that the light bulb ordered
is what the patron REALLY wants;
One media services librarian to make sure the bulb meets stated
One government publications librarian to check that the bulb meets
One circulation librarian to check out the bulb;
One dean of libraries to oversee the entire process;
One student worker to actually change the light bulb.
\"i work at a library where i have to count all the pages in the new books we get to see if they are all there. I found 1 missing page and my boss said, We\'ll put it on the shelf anyways, we can\'t take any books back
-- librarian with a flame thrower\"
\"In reality what I was watching in my office was no Jewel—or American Civil War—nor did the leather and thong feature come close to the magical touch of Ang Lee. I leaped from my seat, spilled my coffee, and scalded my lap: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, this was not the video I intended to buy—-why, this was certainly... pornography!\"
Fiona writes \"Strange things abound in Australian country towns. A Grammar freak has been changing the word \"got\" in library books -
\"Please respect the right of others to use an undamaged book. Would the grammar \"expert\" who objects to \"got\" please stop!\"
Full Story \"
Gerry writes \"More on the
Memphis PL furore. A reminder that not only do
libarries have stuff on communism, we\'ve got Harry
Potter, Satan and drugs, too!
(as found on alternet.org, adapted from the Memphis
Here\'s a place where we librarians can have some fun, Fun for Bookworms, a compilation of librarian jokes put together by Linda Kay, it\'s even broken down by category.
And much more!
A Librarian\'s Alphabet is a fun little list of what letters go with what in the LIS world, by Denise Plourde.
A is for Access, a large part of our creed.
Z is for Libraries. (In LC classification!)
It goes from A to Z, though L is for Library instead of LISNews.