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jen writes \"Beware The List!
Librarians! Citizens! Be advised that terrorists are easily identified by their chosen reading material. Please study the list of terrorist-preferred volumes below - and promptly report any persons you may encounter reading them to the FBI Terror Literature specialists who will soon be visiting your community! \"
This from the same site that brought us Presidential Prayer Squad issues Emergency Green Card To Jesus Christ.
This Story isn\'t really funny, but the headline, \"Normal librarian loves to find the answers\", really cracks me up. It\'s a nice little story about Pixie Freymann, reference librarian at the Normal, Indiana, Public Library. She\'s \"as far as you can get from the quiet, prudish, sensible-shoe-wearing stereotype conjured by the word \"librarian.\"
\"I love to be able to find things,\" Freymann says, \"and I don\'t give up easily. I\'ll dig and dig until I find it.\"
the Beijing Evening News reported as fact an article from the never
credible, but still oddly \'true,\'
crew kindly pointed out the
original Onion article, along with some interesting observations
on how occasionally the TheOnion\'s articles trump the general news
media in providing factual background information (mixed, of course, with
their selective, blatant falsehoods for a devastating \'I\'m embarrassed
to be laughing at that\' effectiveness;-).
reports the editor of the Beijing Evening News as explaining, \"the
story was written by one of our freelance writers\" [HI BLAKE, thinks the
freelance Hermit, ;-], \"his
stuff has been pretty much reliable before.\"
punch line is that after the editor heard from Reuters and was \"told the
story came from the Onion and was not true, the editor said, \"We would
first have to check that out. If it\'s indeed fake, I\'m sure there
will be some form of correction.\"\"
LISNews Keywords: China
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SomeOne writes \"This Orwellian Library Surveillance trading card provides some visual counter-propaganda for resisting John Ashcroft\'s new library surveillance policy. Permission is given on the site to reproduce it for noncommercial use, so it\'s usable for posters, etc. This design is part of the larger American Crusade 2001+ antiwar trading card project by The Infinite Jest satire site.
Ender The _Duke of URL_ writes: \"Libraries of fine usability have issues of Mad Magazine for patron
perusal. In the current issue (#418) is a Spy-vs-Spy (which is not on
the website) detailing White
Spy\'s trip to the library and the hijinks that ensue when he tries to
check out a book without having his library card.\"
entertainment that\'s sensational.
It\'s a way of life, it\'s for you and me
It\'s the latest, it\'s the greatest, it\'s the library.\"
[The whole song
Michael McGrorty writes \"In the dusty backroom of a big city library, a woman sits alone, eating an apple for lunch while she balances her checkbook. Like every other month, she struggles with finances; tonight she will have to rent a video instead of going to the theater with friends. Her last vacation was spent with Leo Tolstoy and a folding chair on the balcony of her apartment. She tell herself that it’s okay to wear last year’s lipstick; she can always wring another season out of that old purse. But she’s beginning to lose hope. -- Read More
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store. \"
The humor stories are flowing like beer at a frat party lately, and here\'s one more:
Weird Reference Questions a collection of, well, Weird Reference Questions, Actual reference queries reported by American and Canadian library reference desk workers of various levels, also includes, Actual Reference Interviews reported by American and Canadian library reference desk workers of various levels.
In an art library:
Patron: Do you have any books on Art?
Ref: Yes. Did you have a certain artist in mind, or a period or style in mind?
Ref: I guess you\'ll have to look through our 120,000 books and see if you find anything.