NPR: Shellac, the Sound of the Future , An April Fools

Bill Drew writes "NPR has done it again with their annual April Fools Day joke. This one is really well done and fooled me until almost the end of it.

"Apr. 1, 2003 -- For several years now, historical preservationists have been stepping up efforts to transfer millions of hours of precious, perishable sound recordings to a single, stable format. Sound archive experts at the Library of Congress are worried that time is running out.

So for the past two years, technicians have been fighting time and technology to save America's audio heritage. NPR's Rick Karr reports on the effort to transfer the sound from all tapes, CDs, LPs, eight-track tapes and other audio materials onto a single, easy-to-access format that is absolutely stable. Even more importantly, the format needs to be reliably re-created and understood by civilizations 50, 100 or even 1,000 years from now."


Free Will Astrology - librarian pickup lines

Somone pointed to Rob Brezsny's Free Will Astrology for March 19th, 2003, that features some of our Librarian Pick Up Lines.
Scroll down to "AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It's one of those blessed times when you'll heighten your attractiveness by thinking more deeply; when pursuing higher education will help you create conditions in which you can better satisfy your desires..."


Librarian Quietly Takes Home Shusy Award

Laura passed along the funny Librarian
Quietly Takes Home Award
, from over at The Toque.

"Edna took home the coveted "Shushy", the award given to
the librarian that best exemplifies the traditional qualities of
libraritarianism. Edna, 59, has been keeping the peace at her
school's library for the past thirty-six years, without once raising her
voice during that tenure.



Author Uzanne predicted "The End Of Books" back in '94...

...1894, that is.
A scholar at the University of Iowa's Obermann Center for Advanced Studies has digitized an article from the July-December 1894 issue of Scribner's Magazine Illustrated. It's actually a broad set of predictions of what life will be like in the 21st Century, but the author's predictions about books and reading are of most interest to us:

"My friend James Whittemore interrupted me. "And what will become of the libraries, dear friend, and of the books?"
"Libraries will be transformed into phonographotecks, or rather, phonostereoteks; they will contain the works of human genius on properly labelled cylinders, methodically arranged in little cases, rows upon rows, on shelves. The favorite editions will be the autophonographs of artists most in vogue; for example, every one will be asking for Coquelin's 'Molière,' Irving's 'Shakespeare,' Salvini's 'Dante,' Eleonora Duse's 'Dumas fils,' Sara Bern- hardt's ' Hugo,' Mounet Sully's 'Balzac;' while Goethe, Milton, Byron, Dickens, Emerson, Tennyson, Musset, and others will have been 'vibrated upon cylinders by favorite Tellers.' "

Interesting that something like this really does happen with audiobooks. Think of the people who ask for titles read by C.J. Critt and Frank Muller.


See Dick and Jane Do Awful Things has some great
Misadventures of Dick and Jane images this week. See Jane copy the patron file. See Jane give it to Nightwatch, er, Homeland Security. See Jane be next. Be next, Jane, be next.


The BBC Rewrites classic texts in txt

The BBC has a Story on a 13-year-old Scottish girl handed in an essay written in text message shorthand. She explained to her flabbergasted teacher that it was easier than standard English.
So they wondered, Could txt take over more of our expression because addicts simply find it easier than normal writing? And could this mean the liberation of our use of language?
The Lord's Prayer, for instance, could be thought of as somewhat stuffy even in its updated version. "dad@hvn, ur spshl. we want wot u want &urth2b like hvn. giv us food & 4giv r sins lyk we 4giv uvaz. don't test us! save us! bcos we kno ur boss, ur tuf & ur cool 4 eva! ok?"

"4scr + 7a ugo r 4fthrs brt 4th on this cn10nt a nu nAshn cnCvd in lbRT + ddc8d 2 th prop tht (evRE1) r crE8d = ", is much easier than, "Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."


User Friendly: Bear Pond Books 'heroic'

A character in the comic strip User Friendly calls the decision by Bear Pond Books of Montpelier, Vermont to purge their records lest they fall under the auspices of the Patriot Act heroic.

Today's strip also has a good idea about how to protect the customers of Amazon from a similar problem. (Not that there's much chance Amazon hasn't already been patrioted, right?)


Library Employment - A Modest Proposal

Michael McGrorty writes "
As recently as a few months ago it appeared that there would be numerous vacancies in the field of librarianship, but the slump in the economy seems to have made openings scarce. Many of my fellow library students face a bleak future of low-wage employment combined with the burden of outstanding student loans and other obligations. The situation approaches crisis proportions and threatens the future of the profession.

One solution to this problem would be the elimination of current incumbents. Quite a few librarians are old, and not many would be capable of fighting off a determined attack by a younger person. A few taps to the head in some dark part of the stacks would create at least a temporary opening (in case of injury) or a permanent one (should the victim pass on) which could be filled by a new library school graduate.


ALA Announces Bleak History Month-- Get Bummed Out @ Your Library!

Michael McGrorty writes: "The American Library Association announced this week that it has declared October 2003 Bleak History Month, in commemoration of dismal events that might otherwise be forgotten throughout the calendar year.

Libraries are encouraged to visit the ALA site to download posters, pamphlets and other educational materials on this year's Bleak History selections: The Great Depression, the Holocaust and the influenza pandemic of 1918. Collectible stickers depicting the Kennedy assasination and the murder of Lee Harvey Oswald by Jack Ruby will be offered as well.

The official proclamation of Bleak History Month reads in part...


Library Science Jargon That Sounds Dirty

From McSweeneys:

Access pointAuthority controlBroadclassificationClosed stacksCoextensive subject entryCollocationColon classificationCutter number




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