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A leftover from April 1.
I wish this were real. It'd actually make me buy the game. But I'm assuming it's an April Fool's joke.
But you can at least check out what it might be like if there were an archetype for a fantasy librarian character in a video game. He kills... he kills with books.
And you do not want him shushing people at your library... or perhaps you do. It all depends on your attitudes toward customer service!
If you haven't checked the calendar, then you should give Google's new Autopilot Gmail add-on a try today.
Gmail Autopilot can be set to automatically respond to emails with widely customizable settings which allow for various message lengths and, if you're like me, quantitity of typos. Give a try!
Good "News" from the UK: Tight financial control will limit borrowers to no more than six loans at a time on a single library card, enforced by a zero-tolerance culture which will see any failure to return a loan by the date stamped on the cash result in harsh penalties of 5p a day up to a limit of £5. Persistent breaches of loan conditions will lead to customers being fixed with a chastening stare by the beady-eyed old lady on the checkout desk.
Once again, xkcd whittles things down to their core-