Check out The Hellatine Dictionary of Bureaucratese. They say "This dictionary is the product of many contributors, and is a continuing work in progress. Feel free to incorporate these words into your everyday vocabulary, spellcheckers, memos, wills, contracts and legislation.
There are words just waiting to be invented! Feel free to send us imaginative new words, expansions of definitions, and etymologies." They already have quite a collection, funn stuff like:
n., Any keystroke struck in frustration, most typically in an attempt to revive a frozen system. The group secretary could be heard asking Tech Support, "so where's the asskey"?
(orig. Southern US dial., ASCII)