You will need these. And you will need multiple copies of them.
1970s - Brady Bunch
1980s - Fame
1990s - Beverly Hills 90210
today - The Hills
They will be published by HarperCollins and will be titled "L.A. Candy." Read about it <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080912/ap_on_en_tv/people_lauren_conrad">here.</a>
Buy early and buy often folks. The sullen and embarrassed set (the women, leastways) will be clamoring for them like they were cigarettes and candy-flavored malt beverages.