Al Maniac cell mate
Fang-Face writes "Andy Smetanka of the Missoula Independent had a column of his reprinted at Alternet.org. He does a nice little analysis of the anal retention aimed at almanacs. (Damn, I can't believe that alliteration.) It's insightful, it's humourous, it's sure to get him jailed as a terrorist sympathizer. Read all about it."