Library? We Don't Need No Stinking State Library!

"Angrily reacting to accusations that he's turning Florida into the Big Top Flea Market of the union, Gov. Jeb Bush today blamed Poland for the state's financial woes."

``Well, it can't possibly be me!'' the governor protested, striking a ``Blue Boy''-like pose."

"As everybody knows, I'm omniscient,'' he continued. ``If only the Poles had bought more orange juice, we wouldn't be in this $4 billion barrel of red ink." (from The Tampa Tribune - Columnist)

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