Tell me US literacy does not suck.
Sad but funny. Some guy was shot and his brilliant friends drove him to a < a href="http://blog.oregonlive.com/breakingnews/2007/10/portland_homicide_detectives_i.html">Hospice.
Yes a Hospice not a Hospital.
I am so glad my friends are not complete morons. I'm also glad I try to avoid places where people shoot at me.