Ignorance is truly bliss. A favorite sandwich bread has been ruined by too much curiosity.


We have a patron we call Pumpernickle. He is German as far as we can tell and often crabby. He was in today with Patch (the guy that smells like patchouli) and Clamdigger man (who always wears clamdigger pants and is Dutch).

Naming the patrons has become my new hobby.

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