Between the dead pets and the bad election news, things are downright depressing in the LISNews Journals. I'm not sure I have much to cheer you all up--dead pets and 4 more years of W are pretty grim. Apparently the news that Kerry would clean up your library wasn't enough for 52% of voters! Here's a knock knock joke to cheer you all up, or at least annoy your co-workers.
Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Control freak.
Person 1: Now you say "control freak who?"