We all have patrons whose names we're never quite sure of, but they get honorary titles: Spelling Woman, the Mad Pooper, Draw-er of Hitler Mustaches on Public Figures in the Newspaper...you know 'em. Today's call came from Astrology Woman. She often calls to ask for the birthdates of famous people or newsmakers so that she can do their astrology charts. Today, she wanted the birthdates of a couple of young women who have been abducted. What really baffles me is when she asks for birthdates of dead people. What good is an astrology chart when you're dead?