Naked Man Rescued from Missouri River Wanted to Float to Library of Congress

Naked Man Rescued from Missouri River Wanted to Float to Library of Congress
Firefighters rescued a naked man from the Missouri River on Thursday morning. Crews were alerted after his friend called police. Police said the man wanted to float down the river to the "Library of Congress."

DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THIS ISN'T A LIBRARY RELATED STORY!

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Great library story Blake!!

I bet he didn't know you can't check out books from LOC. ps - I added 'Library of Congress' to the topics.

He must have been headed to the Regional Office of LOC

Located between Here, Missouri and There, Missouri.

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