Crazy lady with eyes popping out of her head
Lady rushes into the library, hyper and excited , obviously on something...
Hyper Lady: "Do you know the old librarian?"
Staff: "The guy?" (our previous librarian was a male)
Hyper Lady: "No. The lady. The lady with the hair (makes motion meaning hair?) and the glasses (does the classic glasses pantomine, except she makes REALLY BIG GLASSES to match her really wide eyes).
Staff: Oh. She wasn't a librarian. But ok.
Hyper Lady: I'm not sitting next to her on the bench! It isn't her!
Staff: Oh. Ok?
Hyper Lady: She says she's her! She's not Jimmy Jr.'s mom (as she rushes into the restroom)!
We have no idea who Jimmy Jr. is.