Couple caught having sex in British Library

Cementing my reputation as the tabloid editor of library news, here\’s a story from Ananova about a couple who got caught in flagrante in the men\’s toilets at the British Library. This story includes some classic quotes from the library spokesperson:
\”A couple were apprehended in what could be described as a high state of excitation in a cubicle of the men\’s toilets… [They] were already in the throes of an exchange about philosophical matters, judging by the cries emanating from the cubicle.\”